seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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(Source: theodd1sout)

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(Source: guy)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess)

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

(Source: sizvideos)

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.